|Let's just assume that most of these pictures or blurred!!! My phone doesn't take HD pictures.|
|FYI: In this RD is a boy. Ok, here we go:|
THE DERPY SHOW (Script, First Draft)
Derpy softly singing: Let's eat dem... I'm eatin' a muffin! Yeah, I got mah Muffin. I SCREAM FOR MUFFINS!! Yeah, I got a muffin, Yeah, I eatz mah muffins. I bite mah muff-
*Derpy hears whispering from the crowd. She looks up*
Derpy: Oh, the show has started!! Hello everypony!! Um... DERP... Oh yeah . Let's welcome our special guest; DASHY!!!
*RD trots in and sits down*
RD: Hey everypony!! I-
Derpy: How ya doin' Dashy? *(changes in syllables as stressed with a "y" sound)*
*Derpy is leaning on the counter with her hoof up on her chin, her OTHER hoof stretched out to the edge of the center counter. Her eyes look like she's deep in thought and she is looking at RD in that "I really like you" way*
*RD starts to look uncomfortable and leans back on his chair*
RD: I- Uh... I'm good.
*Derpy blinks and continues to stare with that "I like you" look*
RD: Uh, Derpy... What' we gonna be making today?
Derpy: Oh, uh...
*Stops staring at RD and looks out at the audience, then looks back at RD again, realizing that her thoughts were not reality. She perks up*
Derpy: Oh, we're making the usual!
RD: What's "the usual", Derpy?
Derpy: Muffins, of course!! But today, Rainbow, we're making them in a Waffle-maker!!
RD: A wha'?
*RD looks like he doesn't believe her*
Derpy: Don't worry, Dashy. It won't take long; I've already got the batter mixed up... Oh, but the waffle-maker isn't warmed up yet. I don't know why; it's been sitting there for an hour!!
*RD looks at the waffle-maker, and his eyes follow something down to the wall. He points to the outlet*
RD: It's not plugged in, Derpy.
*RD looks agitated like, "How long am I going to have to deal with this?"*
Derpy: Oh! Silly me!!
*Derpy lightly hits her head with her hoof, then walks to the outlet and plugs in the waffle-maker*
Derpy: This may take awhile, everypony. This thing takes like an HOUR to warm up! Commercial break!!
*RD slaps his own face like, "Really?"*
~The curtain closes~
~7 minutes later~
Derpy: Ok everypony, we're back!
*Derpy slams her hoofs up against the counter and has a big, welcoming grin on her face. RD is now standing to the left of the counter*
RD: So, uh.. Derpy, is the waffle-maker ready?
*Derpy looks toward the waffle-maker.*
Derpy: Oh, yes!! The green light is on!!
*Derpy is pointing intently at the green light*
RD: So, are we gonna get started?
Derpy: Oh, yeah. Let me just get the batter out of the fridge. I put it in there so it wouldn't go bad during the commercial break.
*Derpy is digging through the fridge*
RD: Derpy, it was only 7 minutes. I-
*RD hears some munching noises and sees Derpy's head bobbing up in down in the fridge*
RD: Derpy... What are you doing?
Derpy: Oh, just... Um... Sorry, I got distracted.
*Derpy takes her face out of the fridge. There's muffin dough all over her face. Derpy just acts like everything's normal and trots toward the waffle-maker*
RD: Uh, Derpy-
Derpy: So let's get started! First we just poouur the dough into the waffle-maker. Then we
RD: Derpy, you, uh-
Derpy: Clooose the waffle-maker.
RD: Derpy, you have somthi-
Derpy: Then we just wait for the waffle-maker to make a dinging noise!!
RD: Derpy, you have muffin mix on your- (RD is pointing at Derpy's face, and pauses mid-sentence as Derpy licks her face clean and looks up at RD)
RD: Uh... Never mind.
Derpy: Well, it's time for another commercial break!! When you come back, we'll have a maffle!!
RD: What's a "maffle"?
Derpy: A muffin-waffle, silly!! Now...
*Derpy smiles REALLY big, and then, as the curtains close, you see Derpy stand on her back hooves and tackle RD*
*When the curtains open, you see RD on his little bench-chair, but he looks dazed and has a band aid on his forehead*
DING DING DING
Derpy: THE MAFFLES ARE READY!!!
*RD looks dizzy*
*Derpy pulls out the "maffle" and puts it on a heart-shaped plate that is split into halves. It is obvious that Derpy plans to share the "maffle" with Rainbowdash*
*RD's head plops onto the counter as Derpy cuts the "maffle"*
*Derpy stops cutting and looks up at RD*
Derpy: Uh, Rainbowdash? You okay?
*Derpy looks to the audience and explains:*
Derpy: Dashy experience a little bit of trauma during the break... I think he'll be fine.
*Derpy looks back and forth between the audience and RD. Then she smiles, embarassed.*
Derpy: Haha... I- Um... I thinks that's all for today, folks. CATCH THE MAFFLE!!!
*Derpy throws the waffle/muffin to the audience like a frisbee, and then runs toward the stage exit. The curtain closes, and the show is over.*