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Redraw Digma Illu (OC) and send me the link or thumb in a note for a llama! Please be sure to mention my donation pool in the description and give a link! Those who participate will also get recognition on a customized widget!! If I like what I see when I go to give you a llama, I may even add some of your art to my favourites!! Thanks so much!! (This mini fundraiser will end some time in June. I will give a notice to all of my watchers and those who show any interest in the fundraiser.)
|This is for the art and artists who are not just my favourites, but my ABSOLUTE favourites.|
Almost all of the art by the following deviants is in my favourites! They're great!
- Aquatic Neon
Most of the art by these deviants are in my favourites. They are very talented!
PEOPLE I KNOW FOR REAL
- C0llie (formerly known as ChilledCollie)
|FYI: In this RD is a boy. Ok, here we go:|
THE DERPY SHOW (Script, First Draft)
Derpy softly singing: Let's eat dem... I'm eatin' a muffin! Yeah, I got mah Muffin. I SCREAM FOR MUFFINS!! Yeah, I got a muffin, Yeah, I eatz mah muffins. I bite mah muff-
*Derpy hears whispering from the crowd. She looks up*
Derpy: Oh, the show has started!! Hello everypony!! Um... DERP... Oh yeah . Let's welcome our special guest; DASHY!!!
*RD trots in and sits down*
RD: Hey everypony!! I-
Derpy: How ya doin' Dashy? *(changes in syllables as stressed with a "y" sound)*
*Derpy is leaning on the counter with her hoof up on her chin, her OTHER hoof stretched out to the edge of the center counter. Her eyes look like she's deep in thought and she is looking at RD in that "I really like you" way*
*RD starts to look uncomfortable and leans back on his chair*
RD: I- Uh... I'm good.
*Derpy blinks and continues to stare with that "I like you" look*
RD: Uh, Derpy... What' we gonna be making today?
Derpy: Oh, uh...
*Stops staring at RD and looks out at the audience, then looks back at RD again, realizing that her thoughts were not reality. She perks up*
Derpy: Oh, we're making the usual!
RD: What's "the usual", Derpy?
Derpy: Muffins, of course!! But today, Rainbow, we're making them in a Waffle-maker!!
RD: A wha'?
*RD looks like he doesn't believe her*
Derpy: Don't worry, Dashy. It won't take long; I've already got the batter mixed up... Oh, but the waffle-maker isn't warmed up yet. I don't know why; it's been sitting there for an hour!!
*RD looks at the waffle-maker, and his eyes follow something down to the wall. He points to the outlet*
RD: It's not plugged in, Derpy.
*RD looks agitated like, "How long am I going to have to deal with this?"*
Derpy: Oh! Silly me!!
*Derpy lightly hits her head with her hoof, then walks to the outlet and plugs in the waffle-maker*
Derpy: This may take awhile, everypony. This thing takes like an HOUR to warm up! Commercial break!!
*RD slaps his own face like, "Really?"*
~The curtain closes~
~7 minutes later~
Derpy: Ok everypony, we're back!
*Derpy slams her hoofs up against the counter and has a big, welcoming grin on her face. RD is now standing to the left of the counter*
RD: So, uh.. Derpy, is the waffle-maker ready?
*Derpy looks toward the waffle-maker.*
Derpy: Oh, yes!! The green light is on!!
*Derpy is pointing intently at the green light*
RD: So, are we gonna get started?
Derpy: Oh, yeah. Let me just get the batter out of the fridge. I put it in there so it wouldn't go bad during the commercial break.
*Derpy is digging through the fridge*
RD: Derpy, it was only 7 minutes. I-
*RD hears some munching noises and sees Derpy's head bobbing up in down in the fridge*
RD: Derpy... What are you doing?
Derpy: Oh, just... Um... Sorry, I got distracted.
*Derpy takes her face out of the fridge. There's muffin dough all over her face. Derpy just acts like everything's normal and trots toward the waffle-maker*
RD: Uh, Derpy-
Derpy: So let's get started! First we just poouur the dough into the waffle-maker. Then we
RD: Derpy, you, uh-
Derpy: Clooose the waffle-maker.
RD: Derpy, you have somthi-
Derpy: Then we just wait for the waffle-maker to make a dinging noise!!
RD: Derpy, you have muffin mix on your- (RD is pointing at Derpy's face, and pauses mid-sentence as Derpy licks her face clean and looks up at RD)
RD: Uh... Never mind.
Derpy: Well, it's time for another commercial break!! When you come back, we'll have a maffle!!
RD: What's a "maffle"?
Derpy: A muffin-waffle, silly!! Now...
*Derpy smiles REALLY big, and then, as the curtains close, you see Derpy stand on her back hooves and tackle RD*
*When the curtains open, you see RD on his little bench-chair, but he looks dazed and has a band aid on his forehead*
DING DING DING
Derpy: THE MAFFLES ARE READY!!!
*RD looks dizzy*
*Derpy pulls out the "maffle" and puts it on a heart-shaped plate that is split into halves. It is obvious that Derpy plans to share the "maffle" with Rainbowdash*
*RD's head plops onto the counter as Derpy cuts the "maffle"*
*Derpy stops cutting and looks up at RD*
Derpy: Uh, Rainbowdash? You okay?
*Derpy looks to the audience and explains:*
Derpy: Dashy experience a little bit of trauma during the break... I think he'll be fine.
*Derpy looks back and forth between the audience and RD. Then she smiles, embarassed.*
Derpy: Haha... I- Um... I thinks that's all for today, folks. CATCH THE MAFFLE!!!
*Derpy throws the waffle/muffin to the audience like a frisbee, and then runs toward the stage exit. The curtain closes, and the show is over.*
|Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Oh great. Now the Silence is dead!! Thanks a lot!|
"Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue."
- Doctor Who
"Bow ties are cool."
- The Doctor
- The Doctor
"There's one thing you never put in a trap if you're smart, if you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow there's one thing you never ever put in a trap.....Me."
- The Doctor
I have Asthma, ADHD, OCD, and mild Asperger’s. I am allergic to so many things that I haven't even memorized them all. Here are the ones that I HAVE memorized: Sulfa, cats, pollen, mountain cedar, hay, dust, rodents (I'm HIGHLY allergic to rats), yellow jackets, mildly to dogs, and I am SUPER allergic to a type of perfume my friends has that I learned never to put on my face. I am also mildly lactose intolerant. But my life is AWESOME!! My grades are all 90's or above. All my MAP scores are pretty much college level (a good amount above high school, at least), and I go to the LDS church.|
I have to work VERY hard for the grades I have. During the week, as most of you know, I am BUSY! So it really frustrates me when I see somebody making hardly any effort and setting very low expectations for themselves getting grades as high as or higher than my own. It also really, really irks me when I see somebody cheating intentionally, like say, when they're using their sister's already annotated Book Thief to fill in their quotation journal!!!! (If you're reading this Michael…)
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